A million years ago, I directed “You Can’t Take It With You” at Irvington Town Hall Theater, for the old Town Hall Players. It’s a great show that reminds me of the Kramer household on any given evening, without the Russian ballet teacher and the servants. Great, great comedy. George Croom, the musical director of choice across LoHudland, is directing “You Can’t Take It With You” in Irvington this winter, and he’s still short a few men. He’ll hold auditions at 7 p.m. Monday, Jan. 11, if you’re interested in trying out. (Actually, he’ll hold them even if you’re not interested in trying out.) He’s looking for: the romantic lead, Tony Kirby (20s – 30s); Grandpa Vanderhof (60 – 80), leader of the Vanderhof Clan; Mr. Kirby (late 40s – 50s) businessman with strong moral codes, must be able to do physical comedy; and Kolenkhov (any age) boisterous Russian ballet teacher. Auditions are at my old home away from home, Irvington Town Hall Theater, 85 Main St., Irvington. Performances are March 12-21.